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NEWSWIRE:
ICE PUBLICLY ANNOUNCES PLANS TO DEPORT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF EARTH OUT OF THIS SOLAR SYSTEM ███ APPLE COMPUTER INC INVENTS NEW KIND OF CONDOM ███ LOCAL FAMILY DEBATING WHO MOVED COUCH FROM REALLY GOOD SPOT